All posts tagged: rekt

Judd Apatow

Director of the new and improved (yeah right) Ghostbusters movie wasn’t keen on introspection or integration of critique of his baby. But who needs all those pesky and stinky white males, right? Especially when it comes to their money. Apatow’s baby was dead on arrival. Perhaps Planned Parenthood could’ve been interested on the remains. But we will never know. Sources:


The north american hard-rock band got upset over Trump’s usage of its song “Dream On” at his campaign rallies. So much as to send a “Cease and desist” letter. Trump’s remarks on the subject did not wait long. Even though I have the legal right to use Steven Tyler’s song, he asked me not to. Have better one to take its place! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 14, 2015 Steven Tyler got more publicity on his song request than he’s gotten in ten years. Good for him! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 14, 2015 LMAO Anyway, a curse a’brewin on the horizon. Joe Perry ‘ceased’ to stand still and ‘desisted’ to keep playing.   Sources:

Lena Dunham

Ms. Dunham took a stand against Trump’s misogyny on Twitter: Donald Trump's condescending misogyny is now a more trademark feature than his 'do: — 💎 Lena Dunham 💎 (@lenadunham) August 29, 2015 She took it with such impetus that self-harm was unavoidable: Sources:

Miss Universe/USA/Teen USA pageant

  A bit of backstory here: Trump bought back Miss Universe, Miss USA and Miss Teen USA from NBCUniversal in September after Univision and NBC ended their five-year deal to broadcast the pageants, following Trump’s controversial comments about Mexican immigrants. Trump eventually sold the rights to the pageant to entertainment conglomerate WME/IMG, with Fox picking up the domestic rights to air the pageants. Source: USA Today And they did not seem to miss Mr. Trump a bit: …or did they? "@drdoucette: #MissUniverse DonaldTrump must be overjoyed that as soon as he sells the pageant it goes off the rails. We need you Mr Trump — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 21, 2015 "@Themyamccurry: Where's @realDonaldTrump when you need em? #MissUniverse2015" — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 21, 2015 Trump stated that this shitshow would have never happened under his management: Very sad what happened last night at the Miss Universe Pageant. I sold it 6 months ago for a record price. This would never have happened! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 21, 2015 Sources: …

David Cameron

The British prime minister criticized the republican candidate to the White House on his proposal of a temporary ban on Muslims entering the United States. A month elapses. And the last paragraph turns out to be wrong, as there won’t be any relationship at all: Sources:

Charlie Sheen

Carlos Irwin Estévez, the star of “Two and a half men” stood adamantly against Mr. Trump when asked about his preference for a candidate. We do not know what Mr. Sheen has done outside of this affront, but he sure must have behaved bad, because no other explanation but divine punishment can explain the following torrent of bad news. As the old saying goes: “It never rains but it pours.” Sources:

Johnny Depp

The actor foresaw a gloomy outlook if Trump was to be elected president of the United States. But it was his own sentimental life that was about to turn gloomy in the following weeks:   Sources:

Sarah Silverman

In an effort to improve the “Trump is literally Hitler” jokes, the comedian went on and fully dressed as Hitler to make analogies easier for the untrained mind. So the curse sent a warning: Sources: